if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor
I was not ready to say goodbye
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
You just can’t not reblog this.
you forgot us
that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps
when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb